Your front page headline today is so wonderful to read! Americans think there’s hope. I feel sooo inspired!

But then americans think we might actually be in a recession. That’s BAD!!! Golly, gosh, who really knows?

Maybe if the Corporate News actually reported news, the americans would know, instead of wondering.

That’s ok, americans don’t need to know, do they?

news is so wonderful now. We get to find out opinions on things, not just silly facts and stuff!

CNN, keep telling us GOOD stuff and not BAD stuff, OK?

 How’s Britney?