I’ve been designing wesbsites for over 10 years. In fact, the links at right lead to some of the very first web pages on the Internet. And I’ve seen the Internet change from a hope driven cowtown to a grimy metropolis filled with slimeballs of every variety.
But wait, this post is supposed to be about how Google sucks. We’re supposed to love Google! Like a cute little puppy dog. After all we don’t search on a key phrase, we google it now, don’t we? But what results are you seeing?
Who died and made Google God? (They do both start with a G.)
Google is actually much like the Bush Administration in one respect: they’re secretive and you can count on the tripe that’s fed to the public being far from the reality of the situation, which we will probably never know thanks to limp-dicked american journalism. Google has something called PageRank.
They make a case that PageRank is proof that Google is fair and balanced in evaluating websites. I agree, I just don’t trust that Google actually uses PageRank as the determining factor to rank their pages on their own search engine! Pablum for the public, I believe. Is this why Google sucks? No, it’s much worse.
Google has something called the Google sandbox. So, when you introduce a new website on the Internet, they maybe index your home page, or who knows what, then wait some undetermined amount of time, and then they decide if you play nice, and if yes, then they index and rank some or all of your site. And if they decide you’re a bad dog, for whatever reasons their pin-headed algorithms choose, then you don’t get to be on Google. That’s why Google really sucks.
I just happen to have a website that’s been in the sandbox for over a year. It has no content-spam, only real content, no mirror sites, no weird SEO schemes, no doorway pages, nothing, absolutely nothing objectionable to anybody with a brain that works. So, yes I’m bitching. Google sucks, Google sucks, Google sucks. Now I feel a little better. And my site is now getting 200 visitors a day, NO thanks to Google.
My solution? Use other search engines. That’s what I’m doing now. Give up your Google addiction and try it. Wow. Different results, and a difference I like. Yahoo, MSN, Dogpile. Dogpile? Yes Dogpile. Anything but Google. Try it and see the Internet you won’t see at Google. Will there be more trash sites? Maybe. But I can tell you that a lot of the Google results are trash too, sometimes even on the first few pages of Google results.
Which leads back to the beginning of the rant– Slimeballs that create all the trash. The Internet is rapidly filling to its bursting point with trash pages, trash mail and slimeballs trying to break in and steal something from you, or pour bottles of Viagra down your throat. POP! See you back on the farm.