edgecity

Your front page headline today is so wonderful to read! Americans think there’s hope. I feel sooo inspired!

But then americans think we might actually be in a recession. That’s BAD!!! Golly, gosh, who really knows?

Maybe if the Corporate News actually reported news, the americans would know, instead of wondering.

That’s ok, americans don’t need to know, do they?

news is so wonderful now. We get to find out opinions on things, not just silly facts and stuff!

CNN, keep telling us GOOD stuff and not BAD stuff, OK?

 How’s Britney?

“A moment I’ve been dreading. George brought his ne’re-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I’ll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they’ll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.”

–From the REAGAN DIARIES: this entry is dated May 17, 1986.